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February 25, 2003
Icon Speaks
Yes, that icon of onanism, George Michael, has spoken.
He told GMTV: "Something like between 80-90% of the public are saying 'absolutely no way' do they want this without the UN ...
"Why does our opinion mean nothing? Surely that is more arrogant than we can ever remember from Thatcher?"
Why? Because you are quite stupidly wrong, O disciple of the one-eyed cleric. Why don't you take your hand out of your pocket long enough to buy a clue? In fact, if you're sufficiently ambidextrous, you should be able to do it without missing a beat.
Freak.
Posted by Rita at February 25, 2003 08:05 AM
Comments
I suspect that Mr. Michael might find a more receptive audience here.
Posted by: Xrlq at February 25, 2003 11:57 AM
Excellent idea, Xrlq! Maybe we should pass that along to him...I wonder if he has a website?
Hmmm.
Posted by: Rita at February 25, 2003 12:03 PM
As a matter of fact, he does have a website...and there's several discussion forums there also.
Interesting.
Posted by: Rita at February 25, 2003 12:20 PM
Don't knock it, it could be worse. He hasn't procreated, thank the Lord. Someone once told me; "Onanism is the only Ism for me!"
Posted by: Bill at February 26, 2003 04:42 PM
Besides, he is doing it with someone he loves.
Posted by: Bill at February 26, 2003 04:43 PM
Very true, Bill, at least he hasn't reproduced.
Posted by: Rita at February 27, 2003 09:11 AM
He was just there to pee, you cynics.
Posted by: Steve H. at February 27, 2003 11:39 AM