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May 22, 2003
Random Thoughts
--Why does everyone make fun when a product says "New & Improved"? I mean, something can be new without being improved....Windoze ME springs to mind as an example.
--A typical conversation at our house:
Me: Honey, I've developed this severe pain in my back, about where the bottom of my lung is. I wonder if I'm getting pneumonia?
Mike: Nope, it's probably SARS.
Me: Really?
Mike: Yep, you're gonna die.
Me: Will I get to rest when I die? (It's been a very long week)
Mike: Yes honey you will.
Me: Will I still have to drive? (I've had to spend an inordinate amount of time on the road this week.)
Mike: No, dead women don't drive.
Me: Sweet!
Posted by Rita at May 22, 2003 08:27 AM
Comments
The real truth is dead women DO drive! And so do dead men. I have lived in Florida more than 30 years and I have personally witnessed many DOA's and ND's, (Nearly Deads), putting around..........
Posted by: bill at May 22, 2003 01:38 PM