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May 27, 2003
Local Crime Reports
I love reading the daily crime reports in our local newspaper. It has to be fun to be a dispatcher around here, since people call the police for the strangest things. Here's some of the weekend calls:
--3:50 p.m. A man reported two brothers fighting over a Sony Playstation game
That's easy enough, ground them & send them to their rooms. It's the only way you'll get any playing time. Not that I've ever done that...ahem.
--7:09 a.m. An intoxicated man reported that a stripper complained of heart problems and needed an ambulance after a bachelor party
That must've been one helluva a party....or a really old stripper.
--9:05 p.m. A woman reported seeing a red pinpoint laser moving around outside her house
Just because you think everyone's out to get you doesn't mean they're not.
--8:57 p.m. A caller...reported two men fighting in the parking lot after one man had his knees in the back of the other’s seat during a movie.
That'd piss me off too.
--10:09 a.m. A man reported another man on the west side of the elementary school....wearing a yellow sheet and smoking.
He's a witch! Burn him! Burn him!
See what I mean?
Posted by Rita at May 27, 2003 07:28 AM