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June 19, 2003
Boxing Matches
Jim did a hilarious riff on the rumored boxing match between Joey Buttafuoco and O.J. Simpson entitled "Celebrity Boxing". (He's on Blogspot, you know the routine...scroll down if it's not at the top.) Here's a sample:
The Match
John “57” Kerry vs. Howard “The Burlington Yawn” Dean
The Result
No one wins. The match was called off because nobody gave a shit.
The Match
Alan “Hawkeye” Alda vs. Mike “B.J.” Farrell
The Result
After twelve rounds, the match is called a draw when neither contestant would strike the other, both proclaiming that fighting is never the answer.
Go read. It's all good.
Posted by Rita at June 19, 2003 08:26 AM