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June 22, 2003
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Inspired by the anti-smoking fascists, I've decided to start a new campaign to ban stankin' perfume. You see, I have a severe perfume allergy to most perfume...eyes water, sneezing, sinuses stop up, and physical pain so severe it damn near brings me to my knees. And that takes a lot.
We just went grocery shopping. This couple and their ugly kids came breezing by us on the way in. The woman flips her hair as she walks by, so we are inundated by her perfume. I remarked to Mike, perhaps a little loudly because he's a little hard of hearing, that "Jesus God, that is some of the stankin-est crap I ever smelled. That bitch is leaving a scent trail 20 feet long." They heard me. They all turn around and glare. We glare back, me standing there with the neck of my t-shirt pulled up over my nose in a desperate attempt to block the odor so I can breath again. Ms. Stank sticks her nose up in the air and flounces away.
I could tell you just about every aisle in the store she was in....it lingered that long. I am not kidding. I don't know what it was, but it needs to be banned, burned and washed off.
Now there's a repression of expression I could get behind.
Posted by Rita at June 22, 2003 12:49 PM
Comments
I'm with you on this one!
Posted by: Da Goddess at June 22, 2003 05:53 PM
The technical term for that is "F***in' Rank Stankin' Sheeeeit!" The actual reason for perfume is to mask odoriferious body odor.
Posted by: Bill at June 22, 2003 06:16 PM
So _that's_ why Mike likes it so much when I wear perfume.
: )
Posted by: Rita at June 22, 2003 06:25 PM
I'll betcha she was fat, too. Why do fat women have to take a freakin' BATH in stinkum?
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at June 23, 2003 09:11 PM
Nope Ralph, though that's often the case. I'd say this lady was one of them don't mess up my hair high maintenance chicks.
Perfume should be discovered, and not from 20 feet away either.
Posted by: Rita at June 24, 2003 05:20 AM