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September 17, 2003
The Final Straw
As if the anti-smoking crap here weren't bad enough, now I find out there's going to be a new Krispy Kreme shop opening next year...in the neighboring city of Bentonville. You see, the Krispy Kreme people originally wanted to locate in Fayetteville, but "was unable to put a deal together".
That does it. We're moving. You people are too damn stupid to live. The closest Krispy Kreme now is in Tulsa...a good 2 hour drive away. And you wouldn't help them locate in Fayetteville. Now if it had been "Rainbow's House of Tofu-On-A-Stick" I'm sure our city leaders would've donated some prime real estate just to get 'em going.
Damn hippies got no place in government.
Posted by Rita at September 17, 2003 12:56 PM
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[Homer] Mmmmmmm, tofu on a stick... [/Homer]
Sorry, it was just too tempting... ;-)
Posted by: Paul Jané at September 17, 2003 01:54 PM
And I later heard that Jerry's Restaurant, the only place in town that serves decent grits, is up for sale.
What a world, what a world.
Posted by: rita at September 17, 2003 03:52 PM
It's the end of civilisation as we know it; I'm bumping Fayetteville even further up on my list of places to avoid like the bubonic plague.
Posted by: Paul Jané at September 17, 2003 04:14 PM
We're thinking about moving to Bentonville so we can smoke & eat Krispy Kremes with the other reprobates in peace.
Posted by: rita at September 17, 2003 04:30 PM
I'm willing to support that. :-)
Posted by: Paul Jané at September 17, 2003 05:40 PM
The downside is that I don't think DSL is available there...but cable modems are.
Posted by: rita at September 18, 2003 06:26 AM
Well, isn't it time that you ditched DSL and joined the rest of us cable people on the Dark Side?
Posted by: Paul Jané at September 18, 2003 08:05 AM