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September 23, 2003
Small Town Lawsuit
Ever wonder what it's like to live in a small town? Wonder no longer.
A Lead Hill, Arkansas preacher filed a lawsuit against a senior citizens center that banned him after he allegedly took part in brawls, threatened residents and took extra doughnuts and ice cream topping.... He says he was singled out for losing dominoes, leaving billiard balls on top of the pool table, eating an extra doughnut and other breaches of etiquette.
Just imagine what they would've done to him if he'd taken the last piece of chicken.
That's a killing offense around these parts.
Posted by Rita at September 23, 2003 05:23 PM
Comments
Oh, Lordy! That's the funniest thing I've read all day. You don't mess with older people and their meals. If someone has to go without their donut, then the walkers are gonna fly. Blue hair snatched out by the roots.
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall at that trial.
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Posted by: David Strain at September 23, 2003 06:13 PM
Hehe, wasn't that funny?
The sad thing is how often things like that happen in those small little towns.
Posted by: Rita at September 23, 2003 06:31 PM