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November 01, 2003

Swing What?

While catching up on my blog reading this morning, I found this "Swing Voter" site (Thanks Steve. I think.) that's, well.....uh, "interesting".

If _that's_ what the typical swing voter in this country is like, we're in deep shit.

It does explain all those votes for Al Gore though.

Posted by Rita at November 1, 2003 07:55 AM

Comments

When you realize he's the product of public schooling it sheds a new light on the subject, doesn't it.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at November 1, 2003 09:36 PM

That guy is a genius! My favorite lines:

On Al Sharpton's reparations proposal: "If he gets elected, taxes will probably be higher, so it shouldn't be too hard to pay for."

On Hllary Clinton -- "I think you will agree that she is very pretty."

On Howard Dean -- "This is Howard Dean. He was the governor of Maine"

They really need to make this guy a writer on Saturday Night Live! Will Ferrell would play the "swing voter" perfectly!


Posted by: Aaron Butler at November 1, 2003 11:03 PM

Now Ralph, I'm a product of public schooling...though I suspect I'm also of a different generation than this fellow.

Isn't he a hoot Aaron? Though the scary thing is that I know way too many voters like him....that I've heard make similar statements.

Posted by: Rita at November 2, 2003 08:08 AM

Her brother was on the sofa, eatin' chocolate pie...Mama was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry. Daddy was in the backyard rollin' up the garden hose...I was on the porch with Charlie feelin' love down to my toes and we were SWINGIN'...

Posted by: Steve H. at November 2, 2003 06:34 PM

Steve, I am _SO_ gonna get you for that. Now that stupid song will be stuck in my head all night.

Posted by: Rita at November 2, 2003 06:56 PM