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December 26, 2003

Wacko's New Wife

Michael Jackson has reportedly married again. (Link via Fark)

The singer is said to have wed a stunning 23-year-old Muslim beauty in the summer.

Known only as Alisha, she is a brilliant pianist with an IQ of 154, according to reports in US magazine The Globe.

If true, that would put his bride in the top tenth of a per cent of the population - more intelligent than the average university professor.

If true, that just goes to show you that having a high IQ doesn't mean you've got the sense God gave a goose.

Much like the average university professor.

Posted by Rita at December 26, 2003 03:54 PM

Comments

Nothing surprises me anymore.

Posted by: Lawren at December 26, 2003 04:03 PM

I think it's fair to say she has about 39 points on the average university professor. Apparently she was not using them on the day Jacko proposed.

Posted by: Steve H. at December 27, 2003 11:34 AM

Can you say "educated idiot"?

I knew you could.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at December 27, 2003 07:10 PM