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January 19, 2004
Twisted Sister
The NYPost is reporting the motivation for the recent first female Pali 'splodydope.
Her lover fitted her with the explosives belt and her husband drove her to the checkpoint where she would blow up herself and four Israelis - because she had to do "penance" for being an adulteress, Israeli officials said yesterday.
Both her husband and her 'lover' were Hamas militants. So since her adultery meant she would have to die anyway, she decided to become a 'martyr' to restore her family's honor.
Come live with me
and be my 'splodydope
That's some twisted shit, isn't it?
Posted by Rita at January 19, 2004 05:35 AM
Comments
Ahhh, those wacky kids...
Posted by: Paul Jané at January 19, 2004 12:23 PM
So, does she get a harem of virgins, too? How does that work for women? Need to pull out my "Hamas for Dummies" book and look that one up.
What was the penance for her lover, I wonder? The story doesn't mention...
Posted by: picklejuice at January 19, 2004 01:03 PM
He has to find a new girlfriend?
Posted by: Rita at January 19, 2004 04:40 PM
Hell, the more Pali women that kill themselves the better. They won't be birthin' any more 'splodeydopes that way.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at January 19, 2004 07:13 PM