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January 29, 2004
Clown Bandit Alert
Missouri police are looking for a really dumb guy.
The man robbed a liquor store earlier this week amid a comedy of errors, all of them caught on surveillance tape.
On the tape, the suspect steals alcohol, but just off camera he slams face first into a door. Then he loses his balance, slips and falls.
He also grabbed some cigarettes and a magazine, even bags his own goods. The problem is he can't get back out the window he came in through. So he throws all of the stolen items out the window, and the liquor bottles break.
Eventually, the thief leaves it all behind. The stolen goods were valued at just 30 dollars.
When caught, he's facing a 5 yr. sentence...with nothing to show for it.
Posted by Rita at January 29, 2004 06:24 PM