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March 05, 2004

Cradle to Where?

Those whacky Germans.

A German court has rejected a claim from an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with pornographic material and free visits to a brothel.

They'd already refused to buy his wife a plane ticket. So he sued.

The unnamed man argued that, as his wife lived in Thailand, the local authority had to compensate him for his "considerable sexual needs".

The 2,500-euro claim (£1,700, $3,050) a month was to fund weekly brothel trips, eight pornographic videos and transport costs to and from a video store.

Here's an idea you big stud. Get off your ass and get a J-O-B.

Oh wait. The economy's in the shitter and employers aren't hiring because of all the government's over-regulation of employment. Ah, the joys of a welfare state.

Sorry, Franz (or is it Hans). Guess you'll have to find a cheaper way to "pump....yourself up."

Posted by Rita at March 5, 2004 12:10 PM

Comments

Must be Frans......the Hans "part" would be self explanitory and he would only need the videos.....

Posted by: Bill at March 5, 2004 08:56 PM

This entry pulled down my pants and spanked me like a little girl.

Posted by: Steve H. aka Dieter at March 7, 2004 11:34 AM