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July 19, 2004
The Plan
While sitting in the dentist's chair this afternoon, I overheard a man telling the hygienist about his upcoming trip to Jamaica. Interesting but not very....until I heard him tell her about his plan to take a little side trip to Cuba while he was there. A little later, he elaborated on his plan to my dentist, though he got sidetracked on a little rant about how the embargo was a Republican plot. (My dentist, who's a very nice guy, politely replied that that was an interesting point of view, but the embargo had been in place for years before Bush took office.)
Anyway, here's Einstein's plan. He's not taking his birth certificate to use for identification because they will stamp it when he goes into Cuba. But he's going to 'fool' them. He's using his passport instead.
Now up to that time, I'd been trying to figure out how to clearly yell "You're a stupid asshole" around the mouthful of dental implements and such they'd left in my mouth. But when I heard his 'master plan', I had to concentrate on not swallowing them while I laughed.
I hope immigration throws his moron ass in jail.
Posted by Rita at July 19, 2004 08:27 PM
Comments
Sigh. You'd think we'd run out of idiots by now.
Posted by: Keith at July 19, 2004 09:14 PM
We will never run out of idiots.
Posted by: Dan at July 20, 2004 04:22 AM