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July 27, 2004
Hen Party
Kerry's sister assured everyone at yesterday's femi-nazi hen party that John Kerry supports their agenda.
Mr. Kerry will restore $34 billion to the United Nation's population fund for family planning, she pledged, and the Democrat will make sure that "CEDAW," an international treaty to eliminate discrimination against women, is ratified in the Senate.
"He will also appoint pro-choice judges to the Supreme Court," she said, as the crowd of more than 300 women cheered.
Yeah, that's just what we need. More liberal judges and more funding for the UN.
And what's a hen party without some petty bitchiness?
As the crowd waited, Fort Worth Star-Telegram columnist Molly Ivins, who also wrote "Bushwhacked: Life in George W. Bush's America," was invited to say a few words.
President Bush met with some Amish people recently and said that God speaks through him, she said.
That is odd, she said, because "I think God knows how to pronounce 'nuclear.' "
I'm guessing that He probably knows there's two 'correct' pronounciations of 'nuclear', just like there's multiple pronounciations of 'Teresa'....the commonly used 'Tuh-ree-sa', the nouveau riche affectation 'Tuh-ray-sa' and the economical hillbilly 'Tree-sa'.
And not that I'd presume to know the mind of God, but I'd bet he wouldn't wear one of these either. (Found via Rodger)
Posted by Rita at July 27, 2004 06:23 AM
Comments
I have a sister-in-law named "Tree-sa". :-) It ain't just the hillbillies. It's the flatlanders too.
Posted by: Keith at July 27, 2004 12:07 PM
That doesn't count. Some of your people were from around here, so you're essentially a hillbilly too.
; )
Posted by: rita at July 27, 2004 02:04 PM
Yeah, I don't see God sporting a "I had an abortion" shirt. Especially not in that color!
Posted by: yayaempress at July 27, 2004 02:32 PM