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July 29, 2004

Bad Karma Gonna Get You

A medical exam revealed that Saddam didn't have a stroke, he has a chronic prostate infection. Seeing as how I don't have a prostate, I don't know exactly what that would feel like, but I hope it's as painful as it sounds.

The most common symptoms include a feeling of having to urinate all the time, pain or burning during urination, discomfort when the bladder is full and having to get up many time each night to urinate.

Vengence is mine, sayeth the Lord....and He delivers it in the most interesting ways sometimes, doesn't He?

Posted by Rita at July 29, 2004 04:11 PM

Comments

How on earth do they confuse a prostate infection with a stroke? ... oh, I guess that that's why their lawyers and not doctors ...

Posted by: Tony Rosen at July 29, 2004 04:18 PM

Are you sure it was Saddam and not Bill at Bloviating Inanities?

Posted by: Keith at July 29, 2004 08:59 PM

Sure seems they misinterpreted why he was walking funny, doesn't it Tony?

Pretty sure Keith, though I've read that it's a common problem among older men.

Posted by: rita at July 30, 2004 07:59 AM

Remember when a vengeful God took the form of a pretzel and attacked Bush?

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2004 09:31 AM

Yep. That was a perfect case of either 'the Lord works in mysterious ways' or 'the Devil wears many disguises'....depending on your political mindset.

Though you gotta admit Saddam's a perfect candidate for the curse of the perpetually burning pee-pee. Right?

Posted by: rita at July 30, 2004 09:45 AM