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October 15, 2004
Loose Cannon Fires Again
Edwards may be able to raise the dead & make the crippled walk, but 'Loose Cannon' Heinz-Kerry can cure arthritis.
Heinz Kerry ended with what she called “a highly effective” remedy for arthritis that drew laughter and some skepticism from the audience.
“You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks,” she said. “Then eat nine of the raisins a day.”
Well Hallelujah sister! Guess I'll be hobbling to the liquor store just any minute now.
'Course, knowing me, I'd have to substitute olives for raisins. They're practically the same, right?
Mmmm. Bombay Sapphire soaked olives. Makes my mouth water just thinking about them. Funny thing though. They always seemed to have a detrimental effect on my ability to walk.
Posted by Rita at October 15, 2004 09:46 AM
Comments
This goes far in helping explain why this woman is such an idiot.
Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2004 09:55 AM
Not to mention that her husband and his running mate believe they can raise the dead and cure the paralyzed ..
Posted by: Tony Rosen at October 15, 2004 10:23 AM
Ok, I'm willing to give it a try, but it sounds more like happy hour to me than a cure to arthritis...but if you insist!
Posted by: yayaempress at October 15, 2004 11:59 AM
I make no recommendation or claims for the efficacy of her 'treatment'. Use at your own risk. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after ingestion. Keep away from children.
Posted by: rita at October 15, 2004 12:51 PM