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December 01, 2004
The Perfect Job
I have several job search scouts running that report every morning about jobs in which I might be interested....and this morning I think one's found the perfect job for me. Benton County is looking for a project/database manager. The pay's not too good ($11/hr + benefits), but look what I'd get to do:
Design logical data bases, responsible for data entry records. Monitor and research homeland security grants, maintain WMD and county inventories. Formulate procedures for systematic retention, protection, retrieval, transfer and disposal of records. Also need to be able to analyze and organize office operations, procedures and keep up with changes in laws, codes, programs, policies and/or procedures.
I mean seriously, who's better qualified to maintain Benton Co.'s WMD inventories than I?
*evil laugh*
I'll get you my pretty....and your little dog too.
Posted by Rita at December 1, 2004 07:24 AM
Comments
Geez! You'd think they would pay you more than a chintzy $11 an hour.
Posted by: Interested-Participant at December 1, 2004 10:06 AM
County jobs don't pay very well there, but you do get all those great gummint benefits.
Posted by: rita at December 1, 2004 06:12 PM
Just think, you could start wars all by yourself. "Our database shows there are still 10,000 sarin warheads!"
Heh.
Posted by: Dean Esmay at December 3, 2004 07:54 AM
I know, wouldn't it be fun? All your base would belong to ME. Heh.
Seriously, I figure from some of the other ads they'd posted that they'd gotten some kind of Homeland Security grant. But the wording of that ad just cracked me up.
Besides, everyone knows Arkansas' WMDs are kept at the Pine Bluff arsenal in the southern part of the state....and strangely enough that area also has the state's largest population of persons of Arabic descent.
Posted by: rita at December 3, 2004 08:03 AM