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January 16, 2005

Ultimate In Tacky

UPDATE: Jim very nicely pointed out I am correctly called an alumna, rather than an alumni. I've corrected my egregious Latin error. Thanks, Jim!

Ellen at amcgltd has found the ultimate in tacky:

a UofA themed casket.

If that don't beat all.

Now I'm nominally a UofA alumnus alumna since that's where I got my law degree, but I've never been a rabid Razorback fan. It's been my experience that most of the really rabid Razorback fans are either BMOC fraternity/sorority types reliving their glory days, or people who never went to college there but really wish that they had.

I am neither.

Put me in that casket and I'll haunt you for the rest of your born days. And I'll be waiting for you in the afterlife just so I can kick your ass.

Throughout eternity.

Posted by Rita at January 16, 2005 07:34 AM

Comments

I would never bury you in something like that... but I might put a ten ton stone (er... I mean, rock, 'cause there ain't no stones in Arkansas) on your grave...

Posted by: Mike S at January 16, 2005 11:17 AM

....in case I try to get out.

Right, dear?

Posted by: rita at January 16, 2005 12:23 PM

NO... so I could find the spot again... you know how I am... I have to park in the same spot every day or I lose my car.

Posted by: Mike S at January 16, 2005 06:20 PM

Honey, it's not like I'll be moving around you know.

Posted by: rita at January 16, 2005 06:39 PM

Never can tell about the moving around thing. Sean and I have been hearing and seeing Dad since he died. He woke Mari up three times the first night she slept in his room.

Posted by: Bill at January 18, 2005 09:30 PM