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August 19, 2005

BWAHAHAHA!

This almost made me choke on my (salt-free) pretzel***:

See, the Bush Family made a deal with the Grays: in return for letting the Slender Ones Of Infinite Power mutilate all the cows they can handle, Republicans get alien weapons technology in return. But before they can use this alien technology for its intended purpose-- to vaporize small brown children-- they naturally have to test it, to see if it works. Hence, they're teaming up with Big Business in order to put this technology into hybrid vehicles, where one day soon all the environmental liberals driving them will be instantly vaporized, killing two birds with one stone: finally proving the weapons work, and incinerating Ed Begley, Jr.

Hey, it could happen.

***Feel free to insert your own McChimpyBushitler joke here.

Posted by Rita at August 19, 2005 10:08 PM

Comments

Mucho gracias for the link.

But, really, we should keep these secrets quiet. Only a few should know of The Plan.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 20, 2005 01:19 PM

De nada.

Pshaw, it's not like anyone can stop it now.

Posted by: Rita [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 22, 2005 03:58 PM