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April 25, 2006

Weird Child

Sometimes this kid is so weird.

Ma, I want some breakfast.

Ok, what do you want? Fruit Loops?

No, jellybeans.

Scrambled eggs & toast?

No, jellybeans.

Sausage breakfast pizza?

No, jellybeans.

Cheerios? Rice Krispies?

No, jellybeans.

Oatmeal?

No, jellybeans.

Apples? Oranges? Mixed fruit cup?

No, jellybeans.

PB&J sandwich?

No, jellybeans.

Milk? OJ? Sunny D? Juicy Juice fruit punch?

No, jellybeans.

Honey, you can't have jellybeans for breakfast. Jellybeans are a snack, not a food.

I WANT jellybeans for breakfast.

Well you can't have them. Now pick something else.

No. I just won't eat breakfast.

Ummm, OK.

15 minutes later. Ma, I want some applesauce for breakfast.

Alright. You can have some applesauce.

And he ate it all.

Posted by Rita at April 25, 2006 10:28 AM

Comments

LOL Cute. Reminds me of how my monster is. I'll admit though, I'd be right there eating jellybeans rather than anything else for breakfast.

Posted by: Tam at April 27, 2006 01:33 AM

I let him have some after lunch. He ate maybe 3. I think he mostly was just grumpy & wanted to start a fight about something.

Posted by: Rita [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 27, 2006 05:32 PM