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June 30, 2006

Of Mice and Men

By now I'm sure you've heard about Osama's newest tape.

Bin Laden refers to al-Zarqawi as "one of our greatest knights and one of our best emirs (leaders)," and adds, "We were very happy to find in him a symbol and role model for our future generations."

Given what I saw on the 'Zarqawi Uncensored' video, I've a pretty good idea what kind of knight he was....and what his last words were.

Color me unimpressed.

Actually though, if I were casting a movie about those two, I think I'd pick these two to play them. The dialogue might go something like:

Zarqawi: What are we going to do today, Osama?

Osama: The same thing we do every day, Zarqawi. Try To Take Over The World! er, I mean, Kill The Infidels!

Or maybe this:

Osama: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Zarqawi?

Zarqawi: I think so Osama, but this time YOU have to put the burka on the camel. Narf!

Practically writes itself.

Posted by Rita at June 30, 2006 08:51 AM

Comments

It must be horrible to try so hard and still be ignored. Meanwhile, the American public has decided to significantly increase the billions per year that we spend on ---- our dog and cat companions! Hi Rita

Posted by: Kenneth at June 30, 2006 10:31 AM

Hi Kenneth how's things out New Mexico way?

I think the reaction to the Zarqawi video was worse than being ignored. Nothing like having the whole world laughing at you.

I confess I'm guilty of part of that increase, what with the heartworm protection & flea repellent these 4 go through. OTOH, they were so protective of me after the surgery that I think it's money well spent. Even as I write this, I'm being guarded by a cat on one side and a large dog on the other.

Posted by: Rita [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2006 10:52 AM