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November 01, 2006

I'm Sorry....So Sorry

Kerry's apologized. Sorta.

"I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform and I personally apologize to any service member, family member or American who was offended," Kerry said in a statement.

Hmmm, let's run that through the ol' translator:

I'm sorry you were too stupid to understand what I really meant and thereby got all offended.

Or how about: I didn't do anything wrong and you're stupid for thinking I did.

Because that's what those kind of 'apologies' really mean.

If Dear John rilly wants to "personally apologize" to family members of servicemen, he can show up on my doorstep, say around 6 a.m.

We'll talk.

Posted by Rita at November 1, 2006 04:47 PM

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