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February 28, 2007

Dear Unilever,

Thank you so much for redesigning the hair care products I've used faithfully for the last 10 years. They are certainly more 'hip' and 'trendy'......if by 'hip' and 'trendy' you mean 'tacky' and 'trailer trashy'. While it may be true that I wish I could enhance my hair with some of the volume from my butt, I certainly do not need my shampoo bottle to tell that to the world.

Sincerely,

One Pissed-off Old Lady

Posted by Rita at February 28, 2007 06:54 AM

Comments

I need to find the durn article....but apparently all those wonder shampoo's and body washes with Essential Oils?

Well....they give...*ahem* Young men breasts.

Has something to do with one of the hormone's in the Essential oil's versus pubescent male's. I'll see if I can find the article for ya. I about died laughing.

I stopped having my hair smelling like "Peach Apricot Fruit Basket Milk Bath Scrub on a Summer Day in Daytona" 10 years ago.

Posted by: BloodSpite at February 28, 2007 07:20 AM

Yeah I saw that, about busted a gut laughing. I don't want my hair to smell like anything but clean. I tried one of those fruity flower smelling things years ago....it turned my hair into a instant bee/wasp magnet.

No thanks.

I really liked their Thermasilk line. It did a good job controlling what WildChild likes to call my 'cwazy hair'. I hope they've just redesigned the label and not the product. Otherwise I'm going to be really pissed.

Posted by: Rita [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 28, 2007 07:31 AM