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May 24, 2007

Ay Que Dia!

As if being seated in uncomfortable chairs & trapped in crowded, freezing lecture rooms all day weren't bad enough, I have the hotel neighbors from hell. Two doors down, they're noisy and apparently came to Little Rock to spend all their time in a hotel room. Or more precisely, on the balcony outside my room. Maybe that's a real special treat for them, I don't know. I do appreciate that 'Dad' luves his wittle girls so much that he has to sing a special song he made up just for them in his best runner-up American Idol voice but....I really don't want to hear it at 7 a.m. And I'm happy you learned how to do that projection thing so that everyone over at the Capitol building 1/2 mile away could hear you but seriously.

I wanted to stab you in the eye.

It's times like those that make me wish for this:

There should be asshole police with bats. As soon as you start misbehaving, you should get the shit beaten out of you. Put me in charge. I'm telling you, I'd fix all that.

Gene honey do you take requests?

Posted by Rita at May 24, 2007 06:50 PM

Comments

Hi Rita:
I didn't realize Mr. Simmons is a lawyer.

Posted by: Kenneth at May 25, 2007 10:14 PM

I was joking (mainly for my own entertainment), but "stab in the eye" and "asshole police with bats" seem to be very similar techniques.

Posted by: kenneth at May 26, 2007 08:20 AM

They do, don't they? lol

I'm finding the longer I'm at this job, the less tolerance I have for people in general.

Posted by: Rita [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 26, 2007 11:11 AM