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May 26, 2007
Moment of Mowing Zen
I've often wondered why we don't slam shots of tequila prior to beginning a trial. I think I've figured it out. It's because the next thing you know, I would inquire of the court whether in fact my learned opponent knew the difference between come'er and sicc'em. Then I'd be wanting to voir dire opposing counsel to establish if he could even distinguish between gee and haw. Next I'd be all like "Why don't you 'n him fight, winner takes all?"
That's why.
Posted by Rita at May 26, 2007 01:34 PM
Comments
What it lacks in erudition would, more often than not, be balanced with a more relevant justice.
Posted by: Kenneth at May 26, 2007 03:05 PM