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October 25, 2007

Today's Joke

Since I'm too tired to think by the time I get home these days, here's a laugh instead.


Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Hillbilly from the South walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"

One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here.

Without skipping a beat, the Southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"

Posted by Rita at October 25, 2007 05:55 PM

Comments

I've been telling this one to everyone who'll stop and listen.

Hope all is well with all y'all. Haven't heard much from you lately.

Posted by: Craig at November 2, 2007 09:07 PM