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March 17, 2008
Monday Humor
Welcome to NWArkansas, where even gut truck spills is funny.
Highway department spokesman Randy Ort said volunteer firefighters showed up to the I-30 spill and started spraying all the chicken parts off the interstate with a high-pressure hose, sending chicken eyeballs rolling all over.
“It was the truck driver who made the spill who had to stop them and say, ‘ No, you can’t do that, ’” Ort said.
THAT'S a mental image that'll have me giggling all day....as well as this one:
Ort from the Highway Department said liability concerns from someone later getting sick because a road was cleaned improperly are remote.
“If someone fell off the back of a truck and licked the highway and got sick — sure, something like that could happen, I guess, but let’s just say we haven’t had that come up just yet.”
lawl
Posted by Rita at March 17, 2008 07:08 AM
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Now if some lunkhead reads the paper and thinks "Geez, I ought to try that" - well, this is how he got to be a lunkhead, right?
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at March 18, 2008 08:33 AM
Nothing much surprises me any more. People regularly do the dumbest things.
The mental image of chicken eyeballs rolling across the highway still just cracks me up.
Posted by: Rita at March 19, 2008 05:46 AM