Since I'm too tired to think by the time I get home these days, here's a laugh instead.
Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Hillbilly from the South walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here.
Without skipping a beat, the Southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"
There's dumb, then there's this guy.
Dumb doesn't even begin to describe him.