March 17, 2008

Monday Humor

Welcome to NWArkansas, where even gut truck spills is funny.

Highway department spokesman Randy Ort said volunteer firefighters showed up to the I-30 spill and started spraying all the chicken parts off the interstate with a high-pressure hose, sending chicken eyeballs rolling all over.

“It was the truck driver who made the spill who had to stop them and say, ‘ No, you can’t do that, ’” Ort said.

THAT'S a mental image that'll have me giggling all day....as well as this one:

Ort from the Highway Department said liability concerns from someone later getting sick because a road was cleaned improperly are remote.

“If someone fell off the back of a truck and licked the highway and got sick — sure, something like that could happen, I guess, but let’s just say we haven’t had that come up just yet.”

lawl

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March 09, 2008

WildChild-isms

--Me: Jeez do you have to argue about everything? What are you going to do when you grow up, be a lawyer like me?
WildChild: No, I want to be a JUDGE!

--Me, struggling to open the packaging surrounding his toy: GRRRRR!
WildChild: Stop it Ma. You're not the Hulk.

--Watching me color in a somewhat vain attempt to keep him quieter in the restaurant, "Hey you're pretty good at that for an old lady!"

--Upon seeing PetCo: Hey I remember going there when I was in HeadStart. *sigh* That was good times.

--My favorite of the weekend:

Pausing for a reload during a ferocious airsoft gun battle against numerous imaginary enemies, "Ma, you smell that?"

"What?"

"Do you smell that?"

"I dunno, what does it smell like?"

"It smells like....VICTORY!"

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March 02, 2008

Let's See....

70 degrees & sunny today--check.
Wind gusts up to the mid-20 mph range--check.
Flood warning tonight--check.
Wintry mix tomorrow--check.
4-8 inches of snow tomorrow night--check.

Yep, must be March in NWA.

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