July 29, 2008

Handle With Caution

As I discovered yesterday evening, it is in fact possible to accidentally perform the Heimlich on a cat while picking it up. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or Vato.

Mondays are just like that.

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July 24, 2008

Shocking!

1908.

Little known fact: Culture shock kills time travelers.

That's why we never meet any.

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July 18, 2008

Did You Shake Your Drawers Today?

I haz a spider bite on my sit-upon. Iz not fun. Iz amazing how something so little can make one so sick.

Frankly I blame global warming. And the cats. It's their job to kill all the crawly critters that sneak into the house...especially the ones that try to hide in my pajama bottoms. No kitty treats for them today!

And I blame global warming b/c I'm the 3rd person I know of this week who's been bitten. Apparently spiders like the unusually cool, wet summer we're having. I may have to resort to chemical warfare.

I love the smell of DDT in the morning. It smells like....no spiders biting my butt.

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July 17, 2008

How Bizarre

I am, in fact, part of the vast secrect conspiracy to keep a brotha down.

I would tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you. [/tongue in cheek]

One of the most important things I learned in college was that when examining a paranoid's delusion, if you accept the 1st premise, the rest of what they say follows very logically.

It's that 1st premise that's the kicker.

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July 04, 2008

Happy 4th!

Have a safe one!

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